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  • sxm101
    09-10 03:42 PM
    Like many others I have been following IV since July 2nd. Post July 17th reversal, just like everybody else I was tracking 485 receipts. I did make a promise to myself to contribute to IV once I get the receipts. That's the least I can do. I would have loved to go to DC on the 18th but unfortunately wouldn't be able to make it due to family reasons.

    So here goes my insignificant contribution to a significant cause..
    Google Order #466997482777279
    $100




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  • marwan234
    08-10 02:10 PM
    Sing it: "No checks no receipt...whatcha gonna do...whatcha gonna do when they come for you (Border control)"....Hey!! I'm legal!!!:D

    5 weeks and nothing.....But i did get my H1/H4 8th yr receipts in a week.




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  • chanduv23
    05-15 10:27 AM
    dear members,
    please post ideas on how we can all collectively address such issues. We have to spread awareness, get attention from law makers, remove the fear instilled into minds of people, guide people in the right direction.

    Ideas and suggestions are welcome.




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  • RN_Usa
    07-31 11:42 AM
    http://www.coalitiononhealthcarestaffing.org/



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  • beppenyc
    03-16 10:15 AM
    Frist Sets Date for Immigration Debate

    (CNSNews.com) - Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said he will bring an immigration reform bill to the Senate floor later this month, something that will force debate on a guest worker program supported by some Republicans but opposed by others. The Judiciary Committee hasn't completed work on what it calls a "very complicated" bill: Critics oppose any moves to give temporary workers amnesty. The House passed an immigration bill last year that does not address the guest worker issue. Read News on the Web




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  • grimreaper
    12-08 07:52 AM
    My Wife's H1B is expiring in 30 days. We had filed for extension 15 days back and are waiting under regular processing. I contacted local DMV employee( whom I know personally) and he contacted their legal dept in Sacramento to see if we can extend DL based on extension recipt and the answer has come back that we cannot!

    Anyone recently extended their DL based on extension notice in CA? If so which DMV is advisable in the bay area? Thanks



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  • trojan
    09-08 12:14 PM
    Just Curious..
    What is the APR that you guys pay for home loan?
    I pay 10.5 % for a 19 lakh rs loan for the period of 10 years with HDFC.

    I am happy with HDFC so far. no hidden fees..




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  • GOTGC
    07-24 08:08 AM
    March 2003!!??u were current in June.
    If u applied 485 in June 07 u might have already been alloted a visa number...Call uscis to find out...A nicer IO may give u some details abt your case


    Priti..
    How can he get a visa number alloted(I suppose you mean he could have got approval)..NO WAY they can approve a person who applies in June.. Do you think they can approve 485 without Biometrics.NameCheck,Security checks etc.. Please do not provide wrong info and rise false hopes in people who already suffered a lot



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  • onemaveric
    07-20 09:11 AM
    Its a surprise that they have voted against legal immigrants with exceptional ability or advanced degree.




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  • rahulpaper
    09-13 03:37 PM
    Thanks Pappu

    Pls see the first post on this thread for directions and the URL



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  • amitjoey
    07-12 04:35 PM
    Received this e-mail from Tom Davis (Virginia congressman for where I live) today (Monday, July 9, 2007). Plan to reply by tomorrow mentioning it is not about "individual redress" rather a wrong imposed by USCIS/DOS on the legal-patiently waiting-community of immigrants. Any suggestions welcome.

    Dear Mr. <Name>:

    My staff is aware of the situation regarding employment-based visa applicants seeking adjustment of status and the most recent announcement by the State Department of the unavailability of visa numbers. At this time, my staff members are reviewing the situation. Individual redress is not possible at this time.

    Thank you for contacting me.



    Sincerely,

    Tom Davis
    Member of Congress

    Mindglow, do you have any update?




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  • gcny2006
    07-20 12:52 PM
    ok. How did we miss this? Did we miss a chance to call up the concerned senators?

    i was thinking the same thing did we take our eyes off the ball. Seems like people towed the part line during the vote but it still seems like a miss



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  • tikka
    07-18 02:06 PM
    50$ each month.


    for your contribution... :)




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  • dsairam
    09-10 02:50 PM
    Landed on 03/1997 on H1B. Didn't file for GC until 2003 as plan was to work for 2-3 years, get into an MBA program, and then go back.

    MBA resulted in loans of $120K which in turn meant spending some more time in the US which resulted in buying a house which resulted in even bigger loan.

    Now living the American "dream" on EAD.



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  • knnmbd
    04-26 08:02 AM
    Dear Knnmbd,

    It seems to me you do not understand the difference between taxes and Social Security / Medicare.

    With my taxes I pay for (example) roads, police, courts, public TV and so on. And I use what I pay for (another nice example is when the police paid by me catches me with high speed and fines me :-)

    SS and Medicare are future services which I would not use while I am on H1/L1 or if I do not get permanent residence by some reason. This is my money which the US government has compulsory taken from me and I have not used it. So, I have the right to get this money back and use it for my eventual retirement in another country.

    We do not change the law of the land to benefit us, we just do not want to be cheated and treated like retarded.

    The real ridiculous stuff is the way the government agencies are treating the legal immigrants but nobody in the "great" country care to notice that, especially the law-makers.
    bkam,

    I PRECISLY UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SS, MEDICARE VERSUS TAXES.I was just mocking at the ridiculousness of your demands. Hey, if you think that the government agencies are treating legal immigrants badly and we are being "cheated and treated like retards", may be all of us should move to a country where the laws are more flexible, aah� like India. How often have you been on a forum in your home country lobbying for injustices being rendered to citizens, none probably. Just because we are in a country where there is a small chance for a group of people like ourselves in the IV have the privilege to have our voices heard does not mean we ask for the sun. Do you think in a economy like this with high gas prices, the war, and not to mention the ailing social security system and everything else asking the government to stop taking SS tax and Medicare from non- immigrant workers is going to fly, I DON�T THINK SO. And not only that we will end up looking like a bunch of guys with outrageous demands.

    So all I am saying is the issue is not SS or Medicare or entry date being the PD, but it is MORE IMMIGRANT VISA NUMBERS. I think we have lost our focus after the bill was shot down in the senate. We have just ONE demand if I am not mistaken, and I think the core team will agree with me on this and that is to ease retrogression by having more visa numbers in the pool for countries like India and China and that should be our only demand.




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  • rameshk75
    05-22 03:31 PM
    People are very busy since morning looking for a positive news regarding the amendments..there is no time to contribute !!

    IV members, try to contribute otherwise nothing will happen without lobbying !!



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  • mirage
    04-01 02:45 PM
    C�mon boy I�m not asking to make Steve miller their VP operation and use that million dollar in grants to fund that project. What I�m asking is �can you tell us how many applications you received of which chargeability and in which EB categories� and assurance that they will issue EADs and APs in less than 90 days. To ask this you don�t need citizen rights you are asking a public agency a service which they are supposed to provide and they are charging us to do that� I'm not saying we don't have rights, but what you are asking are the internal workings of a government agency.

    You can't even vote. You can't even just change employers without hassle. You can't even just leave the country and come without proper documents. You can't even apply for a student loan. You can be deported any time you have a problem. You can't even renew your driver's license without showin proof of proper residency.

    Even with GC your rights are still not as good as a US citizen.

    Yes we do have rights.

    But the government is only answerable to a certain level. You cannot ask for information of the internal workings of a government. That's not going to happen.




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  • Edison99
    12-10 07:49 AM
    Congrats AllVNeedGcPc on your labor approval and you are one inch closer to freedom!

    Hello 9years: Thanks for sharing the info all along. A quick question:

    I got my EB2 Labor certified today, and now my lawyer is preparing EB2 140 as an interfile into my existing EB3 485.

    Is this recommended or should we do regular premium 140 and request date porting once its approved?

    If we do decide to do interfile now during 140 application. Is it advisable to do premium processing?

    Thanks,




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  • mirage
    08-18 11:11 AM
    This is what we are sending..

    Charles Oppenheim / Visa Section
    U.S. Department of State
    2201 C Street NW
    Washington, DC 20520

    From,

    Your Name/Your Address/EB-3 India Applicant
    Priority Date: May 2003
    Some City,
    OK-2#####

    Dear Sir/Madam,


    Sub: Statistics on Employment Based AOS(Adjustment of Status) applications pending at USCIS under various categories


    I am writing to you to express my sense of helplessness over the unpredictability of Visa Number allotment to various employment based category. I want to bring to your attention that it�s been nearly a �Decade� since we saw any meaningful Visa Date movement from year 2001 for EB-3 Green Card applicants from India.

    It is important to know that despite of severe visa retrogression and random visa cutoff date movements, USICIS or DOS hasn�t released any official information on how many Adjustment of Status applications are pending at USCIS under various categories which leaves thousands of AOS(Adjustment of Status) applicants in complete darkness and dependent on guessing games by various Law firms.

    A green card application requires enormous amount of efforts and money from the beneficiary and his/her employer. People who are waiting for 7-8 years now would have had already spent average $15,000-$20,000, in maintaining their statuses and keep the Green Card process going on. Being stuck in a green card process keeps us bonded with 1 employer, job type etc.
    We need to know if there is any light at the end of the tunnel. We need to know for how long we have to live our life in limbo. If there is hope than we need to be patient and plan to live like that for another 1-2 years. But if there�s no light at the end of the tunnel than we need to move on with our careers and other family commitments. Only your office and USCIS can help us by releasing statistics on the number and categories of applications pending with USCIS people waiting in this category can plan their lives accordingly.

    It will be a great help if DOS or USCIS could tell us about the number of AOS application pending at USCIS along with their Categories(EB-3, EB-2, EB-1) and chargeable country.
    We have been waiting for a decade and continue to wait would it be reasonable to request you for some guidance with regards to the Visa allotment. I request your office to provide some statistics on home many Adjustment of Status applications are pending at USCIS.



    We understand that you work with in the limits of the law as set by the Congress and are limited by various constraints that are beyond your agency realm of work. We appreciate your hard work and sincerely thank you for all the hard work.


    God Bless America!

    Thank you for you attention,


    (Your Name OR EB-3 India Applicant )
    Priority Date: April 02
    Category: EB-3
    Member ImmigrationVoice.Org

    Copy Sent to

    Honorable Secretary of State
    Dr. Condoleezza Rice
    U.S. Department of State
    2201 C Street NW
    Washington, DC 20520


    Honorable Director, USCIS
    U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service
    20 Massachusetts Avenue, NW
    Washington, D.C. 20529

    Citizenship and Immigration Services Ombudsman
    Department of Homeland Security
    Attention: Case Problems
    Mail Stop 1225
    Washington, D.C. 20528-1225

    Senator John Cornyn
    Chairman - United States Senate Judiciary subCommittee on
    Immigration, Border Security and Citizenship
    517 Hart Senate Office Bldg.
    Washington, DC 20510
    Main: 202-224-2934
    Fax: 202-228-2856

    Congresswoman Zoe Lofgren
    Chairwoman - United States House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship,
    Refugees, Border Security, and International Law
    102 Cannon HOB
    Washington, D.C. 20515
    Telephone (202) 225-3072

    I also wanted to send the letter, but saw a ton of comments on the original letter. It would be a good idea, if some one goes thru the comments and update the letter in the original post. I think we should all send a decent letter.




    EndRetro
    03-08 01:42 PM
    Thanks for the real time updates. Please keep on doing it...




    amdn123
    09-10 02:01 PM
    I guess we have till September 30 to hope for approval.
    PD Nov 2005.



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